Friday, June 21, 2013

Friendly Neighborhood Writer

This is what I piece together from a few lines that I freestyled. Sorta my first foray into joke rap/nerdcore and the last was off the dome but then heavily edited.

Just a young OutKast fan
Man with a cast out mentality
Never dressing fresh and clean
So it creates duality
if rap is about stylin' free
I'll silver spoon vitality
to cure me of this fallacy
Abjure me of my malady
At wit's end pitch tents, valiantly
Proportionate to salary
You got a rogues' gallery that's cowardly
I spit sinister six team sixteens bihourly to challenge me
Knockin off the octobots that Doctor Otto thought could rock
but now Octopus is octagon so now they call him Dr. Stop
Got Electro poppin' shockin' tops
Mysterio is lost and gone
Off ganja that I bought from mons
near da beach that I bought from a Rasta impostor
Cool Patois like soft serve
Feelin' me here, Chameleon there
Weaving webs that turn Marko into Indian hair
The heat of the beat, the dope flow period piece
Menstrual minstrel, going ham per gram of anagram
Rhino or O' Hirn, I'll tank that asp to Pakistan
If you check my battle stance, I'm spider in some salmon pants
Spread I jedi, fight Venom, spar Ed, I despair til I spared it
I am Spider-Man and that is how I snared imps

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