Tuesday, February 5, 2013

(Lo, L)ittle Knight

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Grey knight, bashful crasher of the castle
Play like vassal, no savior of damsels
Daylight, he tries to bash holes in grey cast hulls
and catches keratin tassels like lassos

Difficulty to hit like an armor class of '93 til Infinity
The harder path than shining, admittedly
The art of math divining the stupidity
of turret diving, unless playing jester
Straddling lane lines between confidence and dying

Blatant siege just ain't his stease,
to win a game he aims to beat
He must play the ADC so patiently
knowing when to feint, flank, tank, gank or flee.

On justice's field, he may feel Mayfield,
Pushin' but it's common Courtesy not to feed
a few awkward advances might ruin all chances
With +2 enhancement sarcasm enchantment,
that meant he might bust through
Wields a flatpen to lower resistance to damage

Instituting his warcraft
with Pro toss bandage raps
Cursed touch, my treasure tantrums
Dis' pair of tech hits the anthem
With practical methods to tackle the nexus
Such as humour, hugs, and friendship.


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